one time in senior year in english i got a sub that was like 6’9 and super beefy and adorable like ugh just demolish my boochie please
For a second I thought she was talkin bout a sub sandwich
oh no I’ve made a mistake
my favourite poem in the world
holy shit how have i never thought of this.
I think dasher is me in every way
i feel you vixen
the fuck is wrong with blitzen
no i would most definitely identify as prancer
i dont see one that i do not identify as
NO YOU WON’T
It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.
Stirring up the Christmas pudding with my family today!